The Seligmans Couch Gag.

So we're getting our 3rd couch in 4 years today. We had the same couch back at the apt for 7 years, then we got a new one right before we moved into the house and that one lasted a little while, but then broke. So, we went out and got a new one at Mor furniture. Double reclining again, storage console in the middle, y'know, nice we thought. But after a month one side began collapsing and was very difficult to open and close. Now ok, I admit i'm a little overweight, but christ, I shouldn't be collapsing couches!

So, we called Mor and they came out and looked at it, and fixed it a little bit, but there was a problem with the mechanism, and they ended up replacing the whole thing. So, they bring another, and that lasts a couple more months before Scott's side collapsed and wouldn't work at all. We said fuck it, Mor sucks, and went out on New Year's eve to find a new, nicer couch. Or so we hope. It gets delivered today, and we're hoping it lasts longer then the last couple.

And if not, maybe we'll just have to resort to bean bags.