... J, K, L, M, N, O, Pee.

So I was sitting at the table eating breakfast when I noticed some 20-something guy with a shaved head and a long black beard walk into our yard but off to the side of the house. So I get up, and go to the window to see what he's doing in our yard. He walks over to the edge of our backyard (pic), unzips his pants, and starts urinating.

The asshole is peeing in our yard!

So i'm on the back porch now, and I yell out "Hay!" but get no reaction. He's only about 20 feet away and I know he hears me. I say it again, louder this time, but still nuthin'. I say it once more, more angrily, and he continues to pee, but finally sends back a sarcastic "Sorry, had to pee.." with a cavalier tone like "What's your problem lady? I had to go.." I said, "What the hell, you don't just walk into and pee in peoples yards.." he shrugged, turned, and as he walked away said "Hay.. had to go.."

I'm weirded out just from the sheer oddness of it. What the hell is wrong with people?! Who does that?!